SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
Self-Positive Sailor Moon part 2
i tried to grab fog
but i mist
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
- it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
- it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
- it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
- what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences
FUCKING THANK YOU. LORD.
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly”
hello friends britney is here
goodbye friends britney is gone